everyday: i need new clothes
the-chubby-nerd: I don’t care who you fucking think you are If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
erident: people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time
multipack: gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t
obesitycore: I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER